A failed shot at love

It was love at first sight.

I dont believe in it, but I knew what it was the moment I felt it.

That magical moment when I laid my eyes on her, I smelled rain in the sunbeams, roses in every bush and the stray dog started to look like one of those giant cartoon butterflies.

I knew I was in trouble as she smiled at me from across the bench. She was with her nanny, and that was a good sign, mommies always complicate such situations.

My mom started to take pictures, too lost in the cute look I had in my eyes, not knowing it for what it was.

LOVE.

and then she did this...

It was a turn off, to say the least, seeing her dig her nose.
But what really took the cake, the bakery and the neighbour was that she was a he!!!!!!!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, meet Ashmit Singh.
My new friend, ahem, and a very pretty looking boy I must admit.
Anyway I bid a quick adieu and asked mom to give me a bath.
Twice.
Shudder*