meri dincharya... meaning, My daily schedule

my day begins early at about 7-8 am. Thats when I get up to poop. It gives getting off the right side of the bed a whole new meaning for me, and it always brightens up my mornings.

After that i play for a bit with a mommy too sleepy to play and a daddy too much in a rush for office to be cute.

As I play mom and dad grab a quick breakfast, after which its time for my first feeding of the day, the first of many.

Then its time for my massage, mom does it really well inspite of her injured wrist and then gives me a warm water bath which always puts me in a good mood, but then mom spoils it all by putting clothes on me.

Then comes my second feed of the day during whic i invariably dose of...on these summer afternoons who could resistnapping after a full body massage followed by a bath and a warm bottle of milk :)

When i wake up in the afternoon mom grabs a quick lunch while i play with granny, she is not much good but well she tries.

I hope she learns some tricks soon or am gonna get bored.

Well after giving mom a long 15-20 minute break I scream for her to finish eating and attend to me, which she does, such a sweetheart i tell ya, and plays with m before putting that bottle back into my mouth.

Everyday i resolve not to drink and fall asleep but somehow that milk just always gets to me and i doze of.

Evenings are meant for play, for mom that is, she makes me do all sorts of crazy things and sometimes puts my shorts on my head, so i look like the head nun or something, no puns intended.

She makes me laugh by making funny faces and sounds and after a quick tea and snacks takes me out for a stroll by the park or the market place.

That usually tires me out, riding on mom's shoulder all over the market is heavy work and once we return i like to relax by taking a short nap.

By now all that milk has made its way down to my intestines and i start to fill quite full.

So mom makes me crap for the second time.

Then its dinner time for mom, and dad is usually back by then so i play with him for a bit while mom gulps down her meal.

Thats also when granmom and grandad play with me, Im just happy with all the attention and so I put on my cutest face and smile and make cute baby sounds and cough and sneeze and make hugging gestures and flay my arms and legs about and finally all this makes someone or the other pick me up and carry me.

Which was what i wanted from the start.

This is also about the time when mom starts referring to me as the crazy kid as I am at my active best and wanna play. Mom however just wants me to drink milk and sleep but how can I? im bored after having done it over and over the entire day so I try and stay awake as much as possible, much to the dismay of mom and dad.

The day finally comes to end when i tire and fall asleep.

how bizarre, how bizarre !

here's another shocker from Planet Emaan.. aren't i full of surprises !

well, ladies n babies, u won't believe your eyes n ears.... mommy discovered a MOLAR in my lower left gum !!!!!!!!!!!

ya, ya.. i know its very unusual.. but does explain why a good baby like me has been 'not so good' of late :-)

mommy felt the lil devil molar while massaging my gummies with honey.. she cudn't believe what she felt n kept feeling it over n over n over......

she tried to peek in but i blocked the view with my tongue.. not done i thought.

and now what surprise are u going to spring on us, said dad.

i don't know guys.. im still a week away from completing 4 months !

so while i leave my parents thinking n wondering, i will play with my doggie poo-poo.

Who needs teeth

man, plastic never tasted better
I'm happy with milk, whose idea was it to have teeth anyway?!

Afternoon Naps

behind every sleeping baby, are two very tired but relaxed mom n 'dad

is it teething ?

hello everybody...
another new development in my life... swollen gums.
could b possible sign of teething as the doc puts it.
actually ive been a bit irritated of late - not feeding well, not sleeping as usual or for as many hours that i used to, im drooling a LOT, i tug at my cheeks & ears and im constantly chewing my fingers.
im normally awake for 2 hours at a stretch during the day n then take a nap.. but yestrday i just cudn't sleep for more that 10-15 mts at a stretch.. also at night instead of dozing off, i was awake for almost 5 hours n displayed all the signs as mentioned above.
mommy got really worried n took me to a doc today... he said no fever, no ear infection... but could be sign of something coming up.. or possible teething..

any of u little baby-bloggers gone through this phase ?
pls guide my hassled mommy.. home remedies / tips / anything that could help me.. and give mommy some peace of mind and relief to me

love and wet kisses ;-)

Bald is Beautiful

before

after

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Why ?

My parents are completely nuts.

Everyday they find new and more hurtful ways of torturing me. Pink hats, crazy homicidal doctors and now this.

They introduce me, at this early tender age, to such ugliness of life, dont i deserve better?

Parents should come with exchange schemes, so you can exchange such crazy ones for a rattler or a pacifier.

You know something more useful.

By the way if any of you know any human rights activist then please tell them of my plight.

I need help.

:-(

i m so so SO angry !

i knew something was fishy since the morning. Mommy woke me up earlier than usual, fed me, gave me my vitamin drops, massaged and bathed me... all along being very very sweet... i thought this was just a nice day, or mommy woke up on the right side of the bed (as i let her sleep well last night). however my friends, that was not to be.. it was a ploy !

papa was being extra nice too and talking to me in rhythmic tones... i chuckled n cooed n gurgled... then i dozed off...the day was going so well.

until, i opened my eyes and found myself at the horrible doctor's clinic :-(

he gave me a BIG ouchie-wa-wa shot on my thigh, n i screamed ! i hate mom-dad.

then i got home n refused to take my feed.. puked out all my previous feed in protest and went to sleepy-land instead.

mommy gave me some crocin drops to ease the discomfort... but well, it didn't... wait till tonight n i will get my revenge.

till then i m sulking.. as u can see from my pic here (i still look so handsome!)... he he he

The many faces of Emaan

some good some bad but all downright cute!

Meet my new GF

Meet Aurvi, my friend from patna.

Hot isnt she?

well she came by today, she is Ashish uncle's daughter, he was a batchmateof mommy and daddy in college.

Aurvi is elder to me by a few months, but I must say, uski twacha se uski umr ka pata hi nahi chalta.

And what a smile!

is this love ?

Mommy seems a bit jealous already, I guess she will get used to it with time, after all with me being as cute and dashing as I am, women really are an inevitable presence.

Million Dollar smile

I can hear the toothpaste companies lining up for an ad shoot.
Guys guys, I suggest we wait a while, what say ?

3rd Month Budday

hello everybody... here i wanted to share my budday (3rd month) pics... meet my friends, Mr. Whitey Bear and Mr. Even More Whitey Bear. Mommy got me new t-shirts and bloomers and papa got pastries and samosas... all i got was my boring ol' bottle of milk (altho Mom says she put the same 'ol boring milk in a NEW bottle... BIG DIFFERENCE !!!). There's mommy trying to please me with a squeaky-toy while i was getting upset about not gtting the goodies to eat, and there's papa putting me to sleep.

Hope Mommy n Papa saved some pastries n samosas for you guys ?! If not, write to me, i know how to keep them awake with my 'tantrums' at night :-)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

look what my mommy did to me.. its not funny.. and dad doesn't think its funny either... waaaaah.. what will the girls think !!!!!!!!! my love life's doomed even before it started.... somebody drill some sense in her !!!!!

she will have to pay for this, even if it takes me 20 years.

Front to Back

well im three months today, and i thot gud time to do something new just to mark the occasion.

so ive started to sleep on my back, yes yes i know its no big deal, but im three months old and am cute and whatever i do is a big deal ok.

mommy's happy, dad is happy too (although thats only cos mom is happy, he is a weird man my dad) but they have no idea what i have planned for the fourth month bday!

haha!

it will blow their mind...

My Family

Meet mom and dad (she in pink, he in blue).
They seem to be nice people overall, except when they leave me to sleep and go to the other room.
I know what hanky panky they are upto, we kids know everything ;-) sometimes even more than grownups it's just that you guys dont know our tongue.

First Pic

hey dont blame me, nobody told me what cheese meant!

anyway, there are about a gazillion hands and fingers in this tiny frame, very hands on they were with me, anyway I was hoping that it was just some bad matrix type dream and that I would awake in my mom's belly again, but then i realised that they had cut my chord!

Horror!

How will I ever eat?

This is me

No, I'm not the one in black